IC Contact | Voicemail | eudio

[the_third_son]

"Hi, it's Reid. I'm not here. Which means I'm either at work, or going for a swim, sitting in a theater, or busy getting laid. But hey, leave a message after the beep and I'll get right back to you asap. Or just send me a text. Actually, you can send me a lot of texts if you feel like giving me something interesting to read. [laughs] Haha, you see what I did there? Right, okay. Probably don't have much more time to record this, so just send a text or leave a message in a real hot voice or whatever and maybe we could--" [cuts off, next sound is a "BEEEP!" tone signifying that the caller can leave a message or hang up]